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Match Report - Royals 2009
ROYALS @ Bayside Argonauts
Round 13 - 2/08/2009
GATORADE FAILS TO GALVANISE ROYALS

The Royals had an away game down at Bayside, last time we played them the score was 2-2, so we thought we might be able to grab something out of this game. Since that game we have grown stronger as a team but we have lost players to the Reds (Bob The Goal Scorer Gillies and Bruce The Bearded Reid). Today we had a squad of 13 players and were looking forward not only to the game, but also to the Gatorade supplied by Julian.

The game started well with Roylance flicking on some nice balls to Rolo and Reahan. Rolo returned this favour with a beautiful through ball just ahead of Roylance. Unfortunately the centre back for Bayside was built like a wall and Roylance could not find a way to get passed this player and onto the ball. Brian had recently taken notice of Karmichael Hunt changing codes from Rugby to AFL, and thought he himself could change codes and get involved in something more physical or hands on. He went with the hands on approach as the ball struck his arm resulting in a penalty which was slotted the opposite way Nick the keeper dove. A few moments later they were on the scoresheet again as a winger bustled off Steve and slotted the ball into the back of the net. At half time the score was 2-0 to Bayside who made the most of their changes, Scotch didn't really have a chance as such.

At half time we re-grouped and had some Gatorade and discussed some matters of importance. I'm not sure what speech Brian was listening too, but upon returning to the field he delivered an alleged squirrel grip that Vinnie Jones would have been proud of. The opposition player went on a wonderful rant about Brian being a rampart homosexual as well. Nick the keeper then had a David James like moment when the ball slipped through his legs leaving a striker to score an goal that couldn't have been missed, but he somehow missed the open goal which prompted Shayne to call out "Roylance he's worse than you". Bayside were to score a third goal after a scramble in the box involving The Royals defence kicking the air whilst the ball bounced 37 times before a Bayside striker snuck it into the net. James won a free kick that we couldn't make anything out of and before we knew it the referee had blown for full time.

We had suffered a loss today and once again failed to create a lot of chances up front, the only few remaining things to hold our heads up about were the fact the score was somewhat low and that Shayne 'Ultimate Fighter' Francis managed to avoid any kind of physical or verbal alteration with an opposition player and in fact the only thing Shayne could be found guilty of is the notion of crimes against society/fashion with his fluoro boots.

PR